OK, Stand Straight ...

Feet shoulder width apart, weight forward on the balls of the feet, social dance position, stronger dancer going backwards, gentlemen on a left lead, ladies on a right ........ Wait a minute .... Men! Anatomy check! Raise your left hands! Say "Left!" .... OK .... Now listen for the bass line .... buhm buhm buhm buhm .... Got it? Aaaanddd ....  Step-close-step...sliiiide   Step-close-step...sliiiide  One-and-two...sliiiide   Step-close-step...sliiiide ..........  you've got it ... you're on your own now ... gooooooood!!!

OK listen up.  That was well done.  How many of you just danced your very first Two Step?  Raise your hands.  Ahhh, you did very well .... I applaud you.  And I have news for you .... You're one of us now! .... Ladies, thank your partner for the dance; Gentlemen, ask your partner to save you a thousand more ....